Vampire Attacks on the Rise
Thanks to the recent rise in vampire popularity, people living within the Idiocracy are beginning to believe that they might actually be vampires.
We don’t have any hard data, but we believe a lot of vampire attacks are going unreported, as victims possibly believe that by going to the press they will be staked. We do have one video here of a brave victim who did contact WZZM13 in Michigan and provided her account of a real vampire attack during the filming of New Moon.
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[...] Vampire Attacks on Rise Jump to Comments It’s all fun and games until someone gets bitten on the neck. [...]
Yet again, an Onion story becomes reality.
Good catch Michael, If I had a dime for the number of times the Onion has called a story before its happened…
In response to another comment. See in context »Ugh. http://tinyurl.com/yc5u96t
The greatest thing about this clip is the name of the female anchor – Juliet DRAGOS!!!
[...] It’s all fun and games until someone gets bitten on the neck. [...]