‘Bears on Ice’ Rehearsal Ruined
A bear wearing ice-skates being trained to play hockey attacked and killed a circus director in Kyrgyzstan today. Idiocracy leads to a news report where officials admit it’s “unclear to what caused the attack.”
Personally, I’m not an expert in the field of Russian circus accidents, but I assume it has something to do with the fact that the bear was wearing ice skates?
- ABCNews – Ice-skating bear kills circus director
- Reddit.com – The bear, who was wearing ice skates at the time
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Bear goalies suck.
On the other hand, that’s the longest hockey game I’ve seen without a fight. Maybe that’s the problem right there.