Jesus found on Toilet
Somehow I knew that when Jesus returned it would be on a woman’s toilet in Las Vegas. Naturally ABC 13 “Action” News was there.
A Las Vegas woman says she’s seeing a sign from above when she answers nature’s call. Magdalena Nelson’s guest bathroom screams “I love Las Vegas.” But while she was cleaning last week, she says an image of Jesus appeared on the bumper sticker on the toilet lid.
The Nelson’s are set to profit from this, a sure sign of God. You can actually make an appointment to see the Jesus Toilet.
In an Idiocracy Jesus sightings go up during a recession.
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I knew Jesus was going to come back in Las Vegas! Everyone else thought my interpretation of Armageddon as Sin City was stupid, but I knew different.