Lady will speak to your pets for $600/hr

Call us frugal on this one, but paying $600 for an hour long phone conversation with a “pet psychic” seems like a waste of money. Anybody who watches South Park has a pretty good idea of how most of these psychics work.

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The same logic can be applied to “pet psychics.” Let’s look at the three examples from the YouTube clip.
1. She talks to the dog and finds out it’s hungry. Way to go Sherlock.

2. While talking to the owner, she says “the dog wants to go to work with you” the owner replies with “that was like two three years ago” – from there it’s pretty easy to start up conversation and eat up those phone minutes.

3. The third time she did a personal meeting, which I bet is much easier than a phone reading. Sonya reads that the dog was “away from the owner.” Not only is that an easy guess for any pet, but in this case the dog owner is sitting in a empty house, likely newly moved into. I think the “psychic” assumed the dog was under the care of somebody else during the transition and got lucky that the owner had another story to help back up the claim.

• Houston Chronicle – Pet psychics unleash animal companions’ thoughts
• SonyaFitzpatrick.com - Phone Service Booking
• SouthParkStudios.com – Biggest Douche in the Universe
• Wikipedia – Biggest Douche in the Universe