Career criminal Nicholas Nunley was looking for some quick cash and decided that stealing a soda machine ala dragging it behind his car was a genius idea. Needless to say the sparking display was enough to get himself noticed and involved in this fun high speed chase.
Nunley was drunk, which leads me to believe he was inspired by Kim Mitchell to go for the soda.
As 2009 comes to close, I took some time to reflect on all the idiots we had the joy of meeting this year and decided that it was my duty to sift through all our champions and find the ultimate idiot of the year.
The story I chose was from January 2009, just before I started this blog. It’s about a family who called the media to complain about a Shop Rite store who would not put their sons name on his birthday cake, the sons name was Adolf Hitler Campbell.
The family insisted they were not racist white supremacists as they showed off their Nazi tattoos to the media and introduced Adolf’s sister named Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell and his even younger sister named Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. Needless to say, child services decided the parents were unfit to raise children.
Wall Street just doesn’t get it, do they?
Sarah Palin went to the beach in Hawaii, while there TMZ caught her wearing a McCain 2008 campaign visor, oddly enough, she blacked out the McCain name with a black sharpie, upon printing the pictures Palin could only do what she does best: Quit. Palin felt she needed to make a press release announcing that she was cutting her vacation over the “visor controversy.”
Four-year-old Hayden Wright wanted to be like his deadbeat jailbird father. To pull that off the little gaffer decided to break into the old-man’s beer stash and stagger around the neighborhood at night. This binge led little Hayden into a neighbors house where he stole Christmas presents, one being a little girls dress, which he was found wearing as the police arrived. Needless to say, Hayden’s mother April, feels like a failure as revealed in the interview below.
I'm a Canadian freelancer who lives in the deep forests of British Columbia between the beach and the mountains. I work online as an Internet researcher helping people find information they need at Mahalo.com. I've been blogging for TrueSlant since April 2009. If you wonder why my posts have slowed down it's because In October 2009 I started training as a firefighter in my hometown. My blogging has taken a huge toll as I train and study but I will continue to keep my eyes peeled for Idiocratic moments.
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