Dear God, if you love your children in Wisconsin at all…
…please, please, PLEASE let the Bears hire Mike Tice as their new offensive coordinator. C’mon, you owe us one after the way that Cardinals game ended. You know you do. Bring the worst head coach the NFC North has seen in 20 years to Chicago and we’ll call it even.
Yours truly,
Packer Fans Everywhere
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A pox on your house made of cheese.
PS – At least we finally handed Favre his only NFC North loss this season.
yeah, thanks for that! It was odd to find myself rooting for the Bears and that prick Jay Cutler.
In response to another comment. See in context »Funny…my request of the almighty (who must hate Wisconsin folks) was to ensure that ANY other team but Minnesota win the Super Bowl this year.
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While you’re at it, “God,” let’s go through with getting Leslie Frazier out of Minnesota. He’s too good. Oh, and my offer of eternal devotion to you if Jared Allen gets flaming gonorrhea still stands.