Scientific Experiment Proves Viagra Keeps Flowers From Wilting
Do you have problem keeping your flowers standing tall? Scientists in Israel have proven that Viagra helps prevent flowers from wilting. No really. An experiment conducted by Israeli scientist Ya’acov Leshem tested three bouquets of flowers containing Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, in order to see which erectile dysfunction pill kept the plants fresh the longest. Why? The good doctor wanted to investigate why flowers lose their firmness when cut. He realized that plant plasticity was similar to men not being able to raise their Johnsons. Yes, flaccid flowers were treated in the same way as a soft man-sausage.
The results: Israeli scientist Ya’acov Leshemkept his plants alive for up to a week longer than plain water.
A crisp $20 bill to anyone who can come up with 3 good jokes about this Viagra/flower finding.
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OK, your on-1)I took a Viagra and washed it down with miracle grow, then when she saw she said “not in me” and ran! 2)If Viagra works to keep flowers up, I wonder if small people should drink Miracle Grow? 3)I flashed my wife the blue pill, and wiggled my eyebrows, know what I mean? She snatched it and through it in the droopy roses I bought home, baboom, they snapped to attention and she took them to bed, I gets no respect at all!
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2) Is that a Gunnera in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
3) Headline: The Shocking Truth About Gay Florists!