Christian Aerobics Stomps the Devil with the Sanctified Slide
This makes me very, very happy. This is exactly what the world of aerobics needs: a Christian twist with messages and dance moves regarding stomping down Satan.
Brought to us by the fine folks at the Dream Keepers Ensemble, we learn such Christian choreographed aerobic dance moves as, “Shake the devil off,” Walk in his spirit,” and of course the legendary, “We stomp the devil down!”
Led by Paul Eugene–a man who is an intense Tae Bo Billy Blanks of Christian aerobics-the result is something that slightly resembles country line dancing but with a Jesus twist. The best part about the video is his background dancers who diligently execute the Sanctified Slide; they seem rounded up at the very last minute for the video. The woman looks like she works in the cafeteria while the guy in the WalMart sweatpants has that classic creepy pedophile look and resembles Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.
And if you think the Sanctified Slide lives in some sort of You Tube bubble, I actually came across a video of a basement full of people ready to stomp Satan down as they line dance for Jesus: