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Nov. 17 2009 - 1:17 pm | 149 views | 0 recommendations | 10 comments

When Good Things Happen To Bad People: 7 More Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Surface

Miss California Carrie Prejean at the Miss USA beauty pageant in Las Vegas photo[5]Sure we smirked when this ex-beauty queen byotch said, “Larry you’re being inappropriate!” But now Radar reports that 7 new Carrie Prejean sex tapes have surfaced. (Not to mention 30 more nude photos.) Man, can’t this religious ex-beauty queen stop diddling her Babylon on camera!?

On Larry King Live, the author of Still Standing proclaimed that the first uncovered sex tape was the biggest mistake of my life. Now the proponent against gay marriage has made 7 more biggest mistakes of her life as well as 30 further biggest mistakes of her life via photographs.

What other  biggest mistakes of my life does Carrie Prejean have in her sequined gown closet?

Quote from her new children’s book Still Standing: “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”

This comes from a woman that claims breast implants are okay because God never said they were wrong in the Bible. With her holier-than-thou snotty attitude, all I can say is, “Carrie Prejean you are being inappropriate.” Maybe a better name for her book should be, “Still Laying On My Back Touching Myself On Camera.”


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    It’s funny when bad things happen to dumb people.

    Excuse me now, but i need to do some “web surfing…”

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    What gets me about this woman is the title of her book, Still Standing, implies that this 22-year old’s experience with the Miss USA pageant was somehow equate to the experience of someone who has bounced back after years of being a prostitute and addicted to crack.

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    I’m enough of a realist to admit that I’m enough of an ass to enjoy that feeling of smug superiority when someone who has laid claim to the moral high ground (especially over sexual preference) has their own sexual sins exposed. Its a warm glow in my chest, right where I’m told my heart is.
    As for her book, I haven’t read it, but we may need to start worrying about her soul if she is really proud of the book. Pride is a sin, and this girl seems to be accumulating sins pretty fast these days. I would say she should go someplace quiet and alone to pray about it. On the other hand, being with herself got her into this mess, so….

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