Another Test From God: New Species Of Dinosaur Discovered

A new species of dinosaur, that roamed the earth 195 million years ago, was discovered in South Africa. Named Aardonyx celestae, the creature was roughly 20 feet long, weighed around 1,100 pounds, walked on its hind legs but also could drop to all fours. Scientists consider the discover a missing evolutionary link–the closest cousin to the classic all-fours sauropod.

But that’s just a bunch of science-y mumbo-jumbo.

According to the site, Dinosaurs: Discover the Truth, as all good Christians like Sarah Palin could tell ya, dinosaurs are only a mere few thousand years old and were wiped out due to their sin during the flood that covered the earth at the time of Noah’s Arc. (Thus explaining dinosaur fossils.) The Bible is a book of living history and documents this. The site mentions the word ‘dinosaur’ was first invented in 1841, thus dinosaurs are referred to in the Bible under other names, such as “missionary lizards.” No need to even mention that asinine carbon dating is inaccurate and merely a test from God. 

So nice try scientists in South Africa. Quit trying to fool the world with your stupid “important” discoveries.