Work At McDonald’s in Guantanamo Bay!
Sure our economy has gone to hell and job losses are at a record high, but there’s still time to start an exciting new career at McDonald’s in Guantanamo Bay. That’s right, there’s a McDonald’s in Gitmo and they’re hiring! Well fuck me sideways. Are you assistant manager material?
The ad on the McVirginia.com careers site entices: “Candidates must have restaurant management experience, possess a valid United States passport and be willing to relocate to Cuba.” Further: “Enjoy the perks.”
The Gitmo McDonald’s has done its part in the war on terror. Check this out:
“Prison camp commanders said they allowed interrogators to bring Big Macs and fries as incentives for cooperation – a kinder, gentler concept than the screeching heavy metal music that was blasted at times to soften up suspected hardened al-Qaida fighters.”
My guess is no matter what anyone orders always ask them, “Do you want waterboarding with that?”
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Wow. Nice work!
Why does this post only have 49 views, and the Carrie Prejean post has like 8,000+? Something’s wrong with this world.
Dunno. Maybe because we sadly live in a Balloon Boy Dad fascinated culture?
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