Levi Johnston/Sarah Palin Smackdown Continues

Baby daddy Levi Johnston said on CBS Morning Edition that he has secrets about Sarah Palin that would be damning to her. Oh do tell! What are these secrets? He leaked that Palin liked to refer to Trig as “the little retarded baby.”

But what else does he know that could really hurt the author of Going Rouge? What is the dirt he has on the Palins? (Good timing to disclose this being he has “tasteful” nude photos of himself coming out in Playgirl.) 

Here’re a few True/Slant hypothesis: 

-Sarah and Todd were plotting to launch baby Trig into a silver weather balloon in order to improve her approval rating after she quit her job as Alaska  governor in order to gain people’s sympathy.

-Sarah Palin claimed that not only could she wave to Russia from her front yard, but also Denmark, Tibet and Rhode Island

-Sara Palin likes to dress up as a furry and have sex in animal costumes. In their bedroom Todd role plays trying to hunt her from a helicopter

-The Palins would storm out of a room if anyone ever mentioned the Planet Zenu.

-”Hello Mrs. Robinson, I mean Mrs. Palin!”

Sarah Palin, who usually attacks the media for attention, released a statement that Johnston will do anything for attention–including selling his body for money!!!!!

Take a look at the second half of the  Levi Johnston interview. Who the hell is this guy’s manager? He  says there are things he turned down for money. It pretty darn looks like he will do anything for money. Can we, as Americans, be more enamored by inarticulate people who pretty much have nothing to say?