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Oct. 27 2009 - 8:08 pm | 181 views | 1 recommendation | 6 comments

Scientology Spokesman Tommy Davis Freaks Out On ABC’s Nightline


When interviewing Tommy Davis, spokesman for the cult of Scientology, what ever you do, never, never, never mention the Planet Xenu. Just never EVER mention the Planet Xenu. While I’m at it, never mention how volcanos are really alien parasites. If you do, then Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis will freak out on ABC’s Nightline and storm off the set. Tommy Davis while literally lose his shit. (Did I mention not to mention the Planet Xenu? )

Maybe Tommy’s body was saddled with too many thetans? Or maybe he’s not a very good spokesman being one of the duties would be to present a good image for the cult? Even Richard Heene didn’t crack when his very own son, Falcon, exposed their hoax live on CNN. Nope, Tommy Davis was going to have no part in Martin Bashir’s reindeer games so he took his E-meter and went home. Boo-hoo.

Speaking of which, other highlights of the interview included Tommy’s explanation of the E-Meter and how its workings need not to be proven by “science” being that Scientology cult members prove its effectiveness each day. (I guess its in the same way that Christians don’t need stupid science to prove the creation of the earth.)  Also noted, is  how Scientologists don’t need to explain the health and safety behind their 5 hour sauna program because its simply a part of their religious ceremony and shouldn’t be questioned. 

Bottom line: Don’t tell anyone about the Planet Xenu unless they forked over the cash and paid for it!

Harmon Leon is Freedom Haters.org


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    “Also noted, is how Scientologists don’t need to explain the health and safety behind their 5 hour sauna program because its simply a part of their religious ceremony and shouldn’t be questioned.”

    It is interesting to note that “Narconon” (not to be confused with legit rehab groups, this one is a scientology front group) uses the exact same “purification” (hours and hours in a sauna, massive doses of niacin, drinking vegetable oil) program and claims it is 100% secular.

    Can’t have it both ways and I am surprised that journalists have not latched onto this obvious hypocrisy.

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    You call that a “freak out”? Mr. Davis calmly told the reporter that those types of questions would not get an answer, and if he continued to ask them, he would walk out on the interview. Well, the reporter continued to ask them, and Mr. Davis calmly walked out. The headline “Tommy Davis Freaks Out” is grossly misleading. Does the author of this piece have no shame? Will you say anything for hits?

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    THAT was a ‘freak out’?? As misguided and weird as this guy is, he handled the situation remarkably calmly. Your ‘freak out’ tag for this tells more about YOUR slant against Scientology (which I consider to be a weird and amusing cult). But you did get me to click on this, so who’s laughing now? ; )

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