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Oct. 21 2009 - 6:01 pm | 12 views | 0 recommendations | 1 comment

Worst Celebrity Imposter Twitters In History

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We all have fun with this whole Twitter nonsense; especially when it comes to celebrities.   With only the use of 140 characters, it’s always exciting to find out whether or not Nicole Ritchie is going out for a cappucinno, or what kind of cupcakes Alyssa Milano likes.

But my all time favorite type of celebrity tweet has got to be the fake celebrity tweets. Yes, sites set up by imposters posing as such notables as William Shatner, Christopher Walken, and Ewan McGregor, which  have imposters with tens of thousands of followers.

Now the fun might be over. Twitter is cracking down on fake celebrity accounts after being sued over an imposter profile. St. Louis Cardinal’s manager  Tony La Russa, who took legal action after discovering his name on a fake account. 

So here’re a few famous celebrities’ Twitters. I’ll let you determine if they are real or if they are……………TWITTER IMPOSTERS!

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Anna Nicole Smith: @ Hard Rock in Florida. Going to try latest weight loss plan. Guarenteed to leave me skinner than a skeleton.

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John F. Kennedy: OMG Dallas rocks. WTF let’s put the top down on the caddy and greet the peeps in Dealey Plaza.

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Jesus: Judas is no longer my BFF! WTF!?

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Madame Curie Tweet: My husband @Pierre Curie radiates my love much in the same way uranium radiates dangerous ions.

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Adolph Hitler: Did I leave the oven on?

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John Wayne Gacy: Do any of you guys want to come over FTF and see some magic tricks? Have one with handcuffs that will keep u captivated :)

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Joan of Arc Tweet: Fri is my 19th birthday. Voices in my head are planning BBQ. They mentioned steak. Hot! Hot! Hot!

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Albert Einstein Tweet: Bout to discover theory of relativity. This about to go down!

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Vincent Van Gough Tweet: Spoiler alert: hookers don’t take severed ears as payments.

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Helen Keller Tweet: If a tree falls on me in the forest do I make a sound? LOL!

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Edgar Allen Poe Tweet: I just closed my MySpace account. Never more! Never more!

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Abe Lincoln Tweet: Off to the theater to see My American Cousin with @Mary Todd. Looking forward to this crappy play as much as a hole in the head.

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Jonas Salk Tweet: Things to do: perfect polio vaccine then off to TGI Fridays for Jello shots!

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Galileo: RT. Required to “abjure, curse and detest” and tweet on these opinions only. Being vehemently suspect of heresy is bites.

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General Custer Tweet: High hopes for Little Bighorn. I’m sure they outcome will be a new era they call “Custer’s First Stand!”

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Martin Luther King Tweet: I have a dream but I’ll have to tell you later cuz it’s over 140 characters long.

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Oscar Wilde Tweet: The only thing worse than being tweeted about is NOT being tweeted about.

 

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