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Oct. 1 2009 - 1:43 am | 1,661 views | 1 recommendation | 12 comments

Is Obama Part of the Reptilian Agenda?

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Paranoid British conspiracy theorist David Icke is not happy about the electing of Obama as president, not because he’s black, but because he thinks he’s a reptilian hybrid.

“What we find here is inter-breeding between human and non-human races,” Icke told an on-the-edge-of-their-seat crowd at the Bay Area UFO Expo. “This particular race–which appears to take a reptilian form—have taken the roles of power and are behind the Global Conspiracy!”

Yes, Icke is referring to what he calls the Reptilian Agenda. But that’s only the beginning.

“The reptilian thing isn’t even the highest level—it goes farther up from there. Even people who we think, people who are on top of the power– Prime Ministers, Presidents—are nowhere near the top. These people—Obama, Bush—are just temporary people. Here today, gone tomorrow.” Icke said. “The idea that George Bush is Big Brother? Crikey! He’s not even Little Sister—he’s just a vehicle for these people.  These Prime Ministers and Presidents are there to introduce whatever is told to them by the powers above them. “

Icke describes Obama and McCain as two masks on the same face.

“This guy came absolutely out of nowhere to become the presidential candidate. But he didn’t come out of nowhere—he was backed by the powers that be!”

The way Icke thinks Obama hides his true reptilian self is through shapeshifting—the movement of a physical body into another body.

“We see these shell-people when we look at them. Sometimes their energy field takes over so much you can actually see the shape-shift. The first thing to go is the eyes!”

Icke said this scaly race of world leaders are never depicted as they really are, or else IT WILL BE CURTAINS!

“Once you start looking into this Reptilian stuff it brings it to the conscience mind and then you are aware of it—EVERYWHERE!


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  1. collapse expand

    I’m glad someone has an explanation for why President Obama is so adept at killing flies.

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    Still a more coherent critique of President Obama than anything from House Republicans or the average Washington Post editorial.

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    I look forward to the coming ‘Obama=Cobra Commander’ campaign from Michele Bachmann et al.

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    Well, I’m glad at least George Bush is described as “Little Sister.”

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    This is my highest read blog to date. What am I doing wrong?

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      Nothing. This is an insightful post.

      We live in a country of free speech and people should be able to consider the truth of Obama’s connections to Lizard People on its merits.

      I give you a lot of credit for not throwing out any free thinking people, like Republicans do. Rush Limbaugh and his ilk laugh people off who want to consider 9/11 being an inside job or lizard people, but people on the left are willing to take these things seriously. That speaks well for you.

      In response to another comment. See in context »
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    It is obvious that David Icke is being satirical and using metaphor. The shape shifting is an obvious metaphor for how individuals have both a public face they display on camera, and their behind the scenes true selves.

    I don’t think anybody is so benighted as to believe that the high public sector offices are at the top. Richard Mellon Scaife (who was expelled from Yale for drunken pranks and attended the feeder into the Ivy League Deerfield.) and other inherited wealth Republicans actually have more power than Obama.

    There is a very obvious caste system in this country where one’s education (i.e.: social indoctrination), lineage, etc determines one’s standing. Larry the Cable Guy would be an example of a Working-class millionaire. The nouveaux riches have limits placed on them by older, more established families. David Icke might say something like: “Many of the Porcellian Club members will send their children to Swiss Boarding schools, apparently thinking themselves too good for the American Exeter Academy, Deerfield, Choate, etc to establish a social dominance where their children are taught to be masters of the universe”

    David Icke probably gets “Reptilian” idea from how frigid, cold,calculating, and self-interested the top of the pyramid is and/or can be. Both nouveaux riches and inheritance are overwhelmingly Republican and hide their assets in places like Liechtenstein and the Marshal Islands to “defend the capital”. One may whine about paying $70,000 in taxes that feed our soldiers and maintain the infrastructure, yet have no problem whatsoever donating a few million to the Republican Party, various think-tanks, and doomsday bunkers. The top 10% of earners own well over 70% of the wealth, so the top 10% should be paying 70%.

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    Great post.

    Personally, I don’t think Obama really is a reptilian, but I can see why people do. I voted for change and a progressive agenda, and instead we get what seems to be Bush lite (still beholden to Zionist interests and wall street bankers). For me David Icke is really speaking metaphorically. We elect politicians who are supposed to be much different than the other, but they’re really pushing the same agenda on us.

    Don’t get me wrong, Obama is a big improvement over Bush, but it’s an improvement on a small political spectrum, the spectrum of “lizard people” if you want to think about it that way.

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