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Oct. 1 2009 - 1:43 am | 6,493 views | 1 recommendation | 7 comments

Is Obama Part of the Reptilian Agenda?

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Paranoid British conspiracy theorist David Icke is not happy about the electing of Obama as president, not because he’s black, but because he thinks he’s a reptilian hybrid.

“What we find here is inter-breeding between human and non-human races,” Icke told an on-the-edge-of-their-seat crowd at the Bay Area UFO Expo. “This particular race–which appears to take a reptilian form—have taken the roles of power and are behind the Global Conspiracy!”

Yes, Icke is referring to what he calls the Reptilian Agenda. But that’s only the beginning.

“The reptilian thing isn’t even the highest level—it goes farther up from there. Even people who we think, people who are on top of the power– Prime Ministers, Presidents—are nowhere near the top. These people—Obama, Bush—are just temporary people. Here today, gone tomorrow.” Icke said. “The idea that George Bush is Big Brother? Crikey! He’s not even Little Sister—he’s just a vehicle for these people.  These Prime Ministers and Presidents are there to introduce whatever is told to them by the powers above them. “

Icke describes Obama and McCain as two masks on the same face.

“This guy came absolutely out of nowhere to become the presidential candidate. But he didn’t come out of nowhere—he was backed by the powers that be!”

The way Icke thinks Obama hides his true reptilian self is through shapeshifting—the movement of a physical body into another body.

“We see these shell-people when we look at them. Sometimes their energy field takes over so much you can actually see the shape-shift. The first thing to go is the eyes!”

Icke said this scaly race of world leaders are never depicted as they really are, or else IT WILL BE CURTAINS!

“Once you start looking into this Reptilian stuff it brings it to the conscience mind and then you are aware of it—EVERYWHERE!


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    I’m glad someone has an explanation for why President Obama is so adept at killing flies.

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    Still a more coherent critique of President Obama than anything from House Republicans or the average Washington Post editorial.

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    I look forward to the coming ‘Obama=Cobra Commander’ campaign from Michele Bachmann et al.

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    Well, I’m glad at least George Bush is described as “Little Sister.”

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    [...] theorist par excellence. The pronunciation of his name is as obvious as Ralph Fiennes’. And he believes the President of the United States is a lizard. Whether this is better or worse than believing that The President is a Kenyan-born [...]

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    This is my highest read blog to date. What am I doing wrong?

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    [...] lizards! So a few weeks back I wrote about how the paranoid conspiracy sect (such as Brit-loon-ball David Icke) believe that Obama is part of the reptilian agenda–the master Annunaki race of space aliens [...]

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