England, winless against the U.S. in World Cup soccer and war
U.S.A.: 3 (but really, 4)
Great Britain: 0
But, hey, don’t feel bad, England. You’ve got top notch whiske….oh wait, that’s Ireland and Scotland (and the U.S). I mean, you’re the best at cricke…..oops, no, that’s Australia, South Africa, India and New Zealand. Hmm, well, um, you can always hang your hat on that one medal from the Winter Olympics.