Strephen Strasburg wins debut, saves Washington
Strasburg, on his way to save D.C. (Image by Getty Images North America via @daylife)
Stephen Strasburg has arrived. The biggest thing to hit D.C. since the countdown crossing signal, the 21-year-old starting pitching phenom took care of the Pittsburgh Pirates last night in impressive fashion — striking out 14 while allowing just two runs in seven innings.
After notching his first career win in front of a standing-room only crowd, Strasburg set off to save Washington D.C….
1) He got the CEOs of BP, ExxonMobil, Shell, ConocoPhillips and Chevron to testify about oil rig safety before the House Energy and Environment Subcommittee of the Energy and Commerce Committee.
2)Convinced that the South Carolina senatorial race needed a breath of fresh air, Strasburg arranged for Alvin Greene — an unemployed veteran who has yet to establish a website, use campaign signs or raise campaign funds — to win the S.C. Democratic nomination.
3)But the real coup of the night, was that Strasburg convinced new Washington Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb to stop answering the door for Michael Strahan….
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That’s a really funny commercial. Satisfying seeing a former Giant sack a former Eagle. But didnt Strahan get arrested for statutory rape a couple of weeks ago? Oh, that was LT. I get them confused.
You’re definitely thinking of LT. Dear Michael Strahan, please don’t sue anyone for libel.
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