Strephen Strasburg wins debut, saves Washington
Stephen Strasburg has arrived. The biggest thing to hit D.C. since the countdown crossing signal, the 21-year-old starting pitching phenom took care of the Pittsburgh Pirates last night in impressive fashion — striking out 14 while allowing just two runs in seven innings.
After notching his first career win in front of a standing-room only crowd, Strasburg set off to save Washington D.C….
2)Convinced that the South Carolina senatorial race needed a breath of fresh air, Strasburg arranged for Alvin Greene — an unemployed veteran who has yet to establish a website, use campaign signs or raise campaign funds — to win the S.C. Democratic nomination.
3)But the real coup of the night, was that Strasburg convinced new Washington Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb to stop answering the door for Michael Strahan….