Nickelback ruined Canada’s Olympics
Oh Canada, you nearly had it all.
You won the gold in hockey. Well done.
And you finished with, by far, the most golds at the Winter Games. Yup, these were good games. Nothing could ruin it, nothing.
Except for Nickelback.
What were you thinking, Canada? You had a positively star-studded line-up for the closing ceremonies. Michael J. Fox was there. So was William Shatner, Catherine O’Hara, and even that girl from the acne treatment commericals.
I’m not saying Nickelback is lamer than Donald Rumsfeld’s standing desk, and that their presence single-handedly makes anything suck, but….you know what, actually yeah, that is what I’m saying.
All the hockey golds in the world, will never erase the fact that you closed this thing out with a Nickelback performance. I’m sorry.