Empty Hotel Party
Everyone knows the best kind of party is an Empty Hotel Party, when you and your buddies (or bbud3z, as hackers type it) run wild in empty conference rooms and eat old pudding from walk-in refrigerators and call people and say, “Hello, this is the Holiday Inn. We have to cancel all your reservations forever because we are drunk.”
As a wise man once said, “The only rule for an Empty Hotel Party is … there are no rules.” Which is actually stupid, because there is a rule for an Empty Hotel Party, which is that if you’re throwing an Empty Hotel Party, you have to spray-paint the phrase “EMPTY HOTEL PARTY!!!” in every room you visit.
And with that said, let’s continue this party!
EMPTY HOTEL PARTY!!!