Nov. 13 2009 - 1:13 pm | 1,423 views | 1 recommendation | 1 comment

Punchline Poll: Bill O’Reilly and all the Muslims.

Welcome to True/Slant’s PUNCHLINE POLL, the only joke-generating machine that keeps Nate Silver and John Zogby up at night. The process is easy:

1. Read the joke
2. Pick your favorite punchline
3. Winning punchline advances to next week’s joke!

This week’s joke is called “Bill O’Reilly and all the Muslims”:

Bill O’Reilly is on vacation in the Gaza Strip. He walks down to the local shawarma stand to buy a falafel to rub all over his lover’s body because he’s a sex pervert. There are a lot of Muslims standing in line— a lot of Muslims. After a few days of waiting his turn, O’Reilly gets really impatient: “This line is so long, and so full of Muslims!” His friend turns to him and says, “Don’t you know? This line is made up of every Muslim on Earth. These are all the Muslims.” O’Reilly turns to his friend and says, “You know, it’s a real shame that _____________”

YOU PICK THE PUNCHLINE:

"We can't kill all the Muslims." (8%, 24 Votes)
"We can't kiss all the Muslims — and believe me, I tried. I LOVE BEARDS." (14%, 41 Votes)
“We can’t keelhaul the muslin. Oh, didn’t you know we were standing inside a fabric store, and I am a vengeful sea captain? I guess I forgot to mention that, old friend.” (24%, 70 Votes)
"I can't just awake from this living nightmare that is my life." (54%, 157 Votes)

Total Voters: 292

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