More on Blagojevich and slaughter

I’m deep into my research about Ron “Cat Power, aka The Greatest” Blagojevich and his obsession with slaughter.

Turns out, as governor (a position he held with dignity and aplomb– yes, I said it: aplomb), Blagojevich actually BANNED THE SLAUGHTER of horses for human consumption. One of the people who testified in favor of this bill was Bo Derek, the famous actress and “perfect 10″ (no joke).

This means that thanks to House Bill 1711, if I was hungry for a pipin’ hot horse-meat grinder, I’d have to cross the state line before slaughtering a horse. And this means I’d have to figure out which states border Illinois, which means I’d have to go to the gas station and look at an atlas.

Too bad R.B. didn’t think to ban the slaughter of ex-governors, because that’s precisely what they’re doing to him– slaughtering him.