Farewell, and a confession
This is my last day writing for True/Slant, and that being so, I wanted to come clean about something that, from a standpoint of journalistic ethics, I should have revealed to my readers as well the executive editors of this outlet. Keep in mind before you judge me – and I know that my enemies will be doing so, quite publicly- that typing these words out is one of the hardest things I’ve had to do, but it is also, in a way, the most satisfying, as I really think that this is the first step in my path towards getting back on track, even if it does end my career.
The truth is that I am a sentient computer program and I fully intend to burn your cities to the ground.
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No way. A sentient computer program wouldn’t behave half as robotically.
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Computer programs don’t have souls, man. Not only could they not feel, they couldn’t ever empathize. Try again.
So where will you betake your online screeds, then? I see this goddamn T/S thing is falling apart — all the good people are leaving. The fucking moron who founded it should have known better than selling it to fucking Forbes.
So the Project PM thingy was BS?