Wacky Muslim Denounces Wacky Europeans for Wacky Octopus Thing
Iranian President Mahmoud Admadinejad, who each day bows down in the direction of some ancient Arabian rock in order to fulfill his obligations to his deity and thereby win its continued favor, recently criticized Western civilization for its newfound superstition of ascribing the ability to predict World Cup winners to some fucking octopus.
I have nothing to add other than to note that we are clearly approaching the singularity.

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Behold the impending Omega Point! Have you been taking your DMT?
That octopus clearly has a pro-zionist/anti-muslim disposition anyway. I decliar jihad on the infidel cephalopod.
Certainly wacky. Legend states that sometimes water will come form a stone. Maybe one day while he is bowing to the rock water will pour forth and he will see is true inner reflection. Currently a puppet.