Today In Who Is Trying to Kill You
Not on today's list: the '80s, killer parties
Dear America,
Don’t inject stem sells into your brain.
High fructose corn syrup is a terrible, vile, evil thing that is in everything you touch and eat, because of government subsidies to gigantic agribusiness conglomerates and so on, but if you just replace it with an equal amount of sugar you will still get diabetes.
Lyme Disease is not sexually transmitted and, in fact, a short course of antibiotics will almost certainly cure it. Unless I have secretly still been suffering from Lyme Disease, with no obvious ill effects, since the 8th grade.
Your natural herbal supplements are full of lead and not so much of the natural herb you are trying to take, but don’t worry because that herb has never been proven to do anything anyway.
Yours,
Everyone Is Trying to Kill You
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Hey thanks for the update, but I’m not worried about diabetes, you get that when you are fat, High Fructose Corn crap tastes awful, makes farmers grow corn a friggin bug wouldn’t eat and is made in factories where they mix the crap with acid or something…its all top secret like Solent Green, they could be mixing it up with monkeys for all we know. I stay away because it screws with the kidneys and liver, at least that’s what the old Europe egg heads say, and I have say thirty years of debauchery and figure my kidneys and liver must be as healthy as a twenty five year old cat, in fact, late at night, I can hear the caterwauling coming from my body. Soes I stay away from weird chemical stuff from Nebraska.
Lyme disease is sexually transmitted but not to us…ya see the female sucks the blood and the male hops around waitin on the girl to plump up and then he does the dirty deed on her…and gets the disease, but he don’t care…kinda the whole story on sexually transmitted stuff.
Oh and what is herbal supplements and why they have lead in em. They get em with buckshot or somethin?