Comments on: Free computer analysis of your beauty. What’s the catch? http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/2009/07/01/free-computer-analysis-of-your-beauty-whats-the-catch/ Musings on the ebb and flow of privacy in the digital age Fri, 23 Dec 2011 00:11:44 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: mrsandyclark http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/2009/07/01/free-computer-analysis-of-your-beauty-whats-the-catch/comment-page-1/#comment-129 mrsandyclark Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:24:10 +0000 http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/?p=858#comment-129 Kashmir, We all owe you a great deal of thanks for finding out what happens when you are an 8.12 out of 10 according to the terms of service. Will it be the same as a 9.98 out of 10? You don't know because they would never tell an 8.12 the terms for a 9.98. They could use your face on before and after diet ads. I'm just kidding. All I can think of is that IQ test that no matter how many times I took it, I got something like a 135, but it never really told me how I did. It wasn't like I got a 135 out of 160, so I was at approximately the 84 % range. There was not one fucking question on that test that I got wrong I tell you. Oh. So...you got an 81.2%. So, for every 100 people 18.8 are more beautiful than you are. Gosh, that sounds even worse. Sorry, I guess figures don't lie. By the way, why do you want a mess of gay men that score high to e-mail you? Sandy Kashmir,

We all owe you a great deal of thanks for finding out what happens when you are an 8.12 out of 10 according to the terms of service. Will it be the same as a 9.98 out of 10? You don’t know because they would never tell an 8.12 the terms for a 9.98. They could use your face on before and after diet ads.

I’m just kidding. All I can think of is that IQ test that no matter how many times I took it, I got something like a 135, but it never really told me how I did. It wasn’t like I got a 135 out of 160, so I was at approximately the 84 % range. There was not one fucking question on that test that I got wrong I tell you. Oh. So…you got an 81.2%. So, for every 100 people 18.8 are more beautiful than you are. Gosh, that sounds even worse. Sorry, I guess figures don’t lie. By the way, why do you want a mess of gay men that score high to e-mail you?

Sandy

]]> By: Kashmir Hill - The Not-So Private Parts - Ass lobster in urban dictionary - True/Slant http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/2009/07/01/free-computer-analysis-of-your-beauty-whats-the-catch/comment-page-1/#comment-126 Kashmir Hill - The Not-So Private Parts - Ass lobster in urban dictionary - True/Slant Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:01:12 +0000 http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/?p=858#comment-126 [...] how hot, or not, I am. For the record, I did rate just a little lower than Angelina Jolie in a facial beauty analysis. This doesn’t just happen to female legal bloggers. Figure skaters deal with it [...] [...] how hot, or not, I am. For the record, I did rate just a little lower than Angelina Jolie in a facial beauty analysis. This doesn’t just happen to female legal bloggers. Figure skaters deal with it [...]

]]> By: Kashmir Hill http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/2009/07/01/free-computer-analysis-of-your-beauty-whats-the-catch/comment-page-1/#comment-125 Kashmir Hill Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:29:36 +0000 http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/?p=858#comment-125 Maybe I'll add that to my "About Me" section, Andrea. Maybe I’ll add that to my “About Me” section, Andrea.

]]> By: Marc Flores http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/2009/07/01/free-computer-analysis-of-your-beauty-whats-the-catch/comment-page-1/#comment-124 Marc Flores Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:25:44 +0000 http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/?p=858#comment-124 When I uploaded my photo, a bot on the website automatically emailed both my parents with an apology and condolences. Is that bad? When I uploaded my photo, a bot on the website automatically emailed both my parents with an apology and condolences. Is that bad?

]]> By: andreaitis http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/2009/07/01/free-computer-analysis-of-your-beauty-whats-the-catch/comment-page-1/#comment-122 andreaitis Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:27:30 +0000 http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/?p=858#comment-122 "I rated just below Angelina Jolie in a facial beauty analysis." That's a t-shirt waiting to happen, Kash. “I rated just below Angelina Jolie in a facial beauty analysis.”

That’s a t-shirt waiting to happen, Kash.

]]> By: <fb:name linked="false" useyou="false" uid="1">SteveInTransit</fb:name> http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/2009/07/01/free-computer-analysis-of-your-beauty-whats-the-catch/comment-page-1/#comment-121 SteveInTransit Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:26:37 +0000 http://trueslant.com/KashmirHill/?p=858#comment-121 Assuming the shape of one's face doesn't change, there are all sorts of things that can be done with one's appearance to make the photo unappealing for commercial use... but it does seem like a very deceptive way to get loads of free stock photos. Assuming the shape of one’s face doesn’t change, there are all sorts of things that can be done with one’s appearance to make the photo unappealing for commercial use… but it does seem like a very deceptive way to get loads of free stock photos.

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